MURPHY'S LAW:
If something can go wrong, it will
LAW HADLEY ON THE ACQUISITION OF CLOTHING
1 - If you like, do not fit.
2 - If you like and have your size, you're not good.
3 - If you like, have tua misura e ti sta bene, costa troppo.
4- Se ti piace, hanno la tua misura e ti sta bene e te lo puoi permettere, la prima volta che lo metti, si rompe.
PRINCIPIO DELLA BANANA
Se compri delle banane acerbe, le mangerai tutte prima che siano mature.
Se le compri mature, marciranno prima che tu le mangi.
LEGGE DEI COMPAGNI DI LETTO --> Questa non è sempre vera
Chi russa si addormenta per primo.
PRINCIPIO DI RUBY
Le probabilità di incontrare qualcuno che conosci aumentano quando sei con qualcuno con cui non vuoi essere visto.
PRIMO POSTULATO DI PARDO
Le cose buone della vita sono illegali, immorali o fanno fat.
CONSTANT MURPHY
Things are damaged in proportion to their value
Boling's postulate
If you are in a good mood, do not worry. You will pass.
LAW GUMPERSON
The probability of something happening is inversely proportional to its desirability.
FOURTEENTH COROLLARY ATWOOD
never lost any loan book, except those which are taken particularly.
LAW OF BOOB
There will always be the last thing any place where you want.
LAW THE GRAVITY 'SELECTIVE
An object will always fall to produce the most damage.
LAW
irritation to whatever you are working, as soon as you put away a tool some of you are finished using it immediately if it needs them.
FIRST LAW OF JOHNSON
If a mechanical contrivance fails, it will do the worst possible time.
LAW OF YOUNG
All great discoveries are made by mistake. LABOUR LAW
ACCURATE
When working to solve a problem, it's always handy to know the answer.
LAW OF THE BIG PROBLEMS Hoare
Inside every large problem there is always one smaller than is struggling to come out.
LAW FETT
not ever replicate a successful experiment.
LAW MaryAnn
Who is not looking.
LAW OF SELF-SERVICE
The last portion of the pot that you decided to take, will be chosen by the person who stands before you.
OBSERVATION ZENONE
The other queue goes faster.
VARIATION ON USE OF O'BRIEN ZENONE
If you change the tail, the one that has just left immediately become the fastest.
RULE Flugge
More urgent is the reason why you do a tail, the slower the clerk at the counter.
LAW WITTENS
As soon as you cut your fingernails you find you need it.
LAW OF SIR WALTER
The trend of smoking a cigarette, barbecue, bonfire etc.. to move towards the face of a person is proportional to the sensitivity of this personaverso smoking.
ROGER'S LAW As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the plane encountered turbulence.
EXPLANATION OF DAVIS
Coffee is the main cause of turbulence at high altitude. LIEBERMAN'S LAW
Everybody lies, but it does not matter, because nobody is listening.
LAW OF MOSES
When not watching mark.
Knos ON THE PRINCIPLE OF OUTSTANDING
A champion is a player who, as soon as you purchase from your team, it becomes a
ciofeche. A
ciofeche is a player who is released as soon as your team becomes a champion. Rodd
LAW ON AGGRESSIVE DEFENSE
You go out there and beats everything you see through. If you touch the ball well, never mind.
postulate PARKING
Once you've decided to park a mile away, four people will be freed simultaneously under the house.
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