Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Wethepeople Zodiac Price

... what will remain of these 80 years ... The dream of a man

...cantava Raf parecchio tempo fa. Beh credo che questo testo riassumi riassuma abbastanza bene quegli ormai lontani (ma belli) anni


"Lo scopo di questa missiva è quello di rendere giustizia a una generazione, quella di noi nati agli inizi degli anni '80 (anno più, anno meno), quelli che vedono la casa acquistata allora dai nostri genitori valere oggi 20 o 30 volte tanto, e che pagheranno la propria fino ai 50 anni.

Noi non abbiamo fatto la Guerra, né abbiamo visto lo sbarco sulla luna, non abbiamo lived through the years of lead, or have voted for the referendum on abortion and our historical memory begins with the World Cup Italy '90.

For not directly experienced the '68 tell us that we do not have ideals, but we know about politics any more than they believe and know more than ever, our siblings and descendants.

Santa does not always brought us what we asked, but we are told, and still feel, we had it all, even those who came after us who had it all, and nobody tells them.

We are the last generation that has learned to play marbles, jump rope, play wolf, a one-two-three-star, and at the same the first time to have played computer games, to have gone to amusement parks or seeing the cartoon in color.

We wore bell-shaped trousers, a cigarette, a leg of the elephant and the crooked stitching, our first suit was blue with white stripes on the sleeves and our first sneaker brand we have had after 10 years.

went to school when November 1st was All Saints' Day and Halloween, when it was still rejected, we're the last to make the maturity and the pioneers of the 3 +2.

We have been labeled as Generation X and we had to put up and Visitors Trails, Twin Peaks and Beverly Hills (I liked them then, go see them now, vedrai che delusione).

Abbiamo pianto per Candy-Candy, ci siamo innamorate dei fratelli di Georgie, abbiamo riso con Spank, ballato con Heather Parisi, cantato con Cristina D'Avena e imparato la mitologia greca con Pollon.

Siamo una generazione che ha visto Maradona fare campagne contro la droga.

Siamo i primi ad essere entrati nel mondo del lavoro come Co.Co.Co e quelli per cui non gli costa niente licenziarci.

Ci ricordano sempre fatti accaduti prima che nascessimo, come se non avessimo vissuto nessun avvenimento storico.

Abbiamo imparato che cos'è il terrorismo, abbiamo visto cadere il muro di Berlino, e Clinton avere relazioni improprie con la segretaria nella Stanza Ovale; we were the youngest victims of Chernobyl, and those of our generation have made the war (Kosovo, Afghanistan, Iraq, etc.). we shouted NO NATO bases outside Italy, not knowing very well what it meant, for then figure it out for a Sept. 11 coup.

We learned how to program a VCR before anyone else, we played Pac-Man, we hate Bill Gates and believe that the Internet would be a free world.

We are the generation of Bim Bum Bam, Clementina-and-the-Small-Miller-White and the Drive-in.

We are the generation that went to the cinema to watch movies of Bud Spencer and Terence Hill.

Europe and those who grew up listening to Nik Kamen, and the last to use the chips to the phone.

We're thrilled with Superman, ET, or In Search of the Lost.

Billy drank and ate the Big Bubble, but not the Hubba Bubba was evil in the supermarket the cashier gave us the sugar candies as change.

We are the generation of Crystal Ball (Crystal Ball you can play with. "), Of the surprises of Mulino Bianco, Lego bricks in the shape of brick, the Smurfs, the Volutrons, Magnum PI, Holly and Benji, Mimi Ayuara, The Incredible Hulk, Poochie, Yatterman, Rainbow Brite, He-Man, Blade ', Creamy, Kiss Me Licia, the Barbapapa, the Mini-Pony, the Micro-Machine, Big Jim and the house of Barbie, but the cardboard the elevator.

generation who still wonders if Mila Shiro and eventually go together.

The generation that remembers World Italy '82, and that there is a muffled laughter when we want to give to drink that Italy is the favorite this year.

The last generation to see their father loaded the luggage rack of the machine beyond belief to go on holiday 15 days.

The latest generation of drugs.

Looking back is hard to believe that we are still alive: journey by car without seat belts, no special seats and no air bags, travel 10-12 hours and did not suffer from tourist class syndrome. We did not have doors

con protezioni, armadi o flaconi di medicinali con chiusure a prova di bambino.

Andavamo in bicicletta senza casco né protezioni per le ginocchia o i gomiti.

Le altalene erano di ferro con gli spigoli vivi e il gioco delle penitenze era bestiale.

Non c'erano i cellulari.

Andavamo a scuola carichi di libri e quaderni, tutti infilati in una cartella che raramente aveva gli spallacci imbottiti, e tanto meno le rotelle!!

Mangiavamo dolci e bevevamo bibite, ma non eravamo obesi.

Al limite uno era grasso e fine.

Ci attaccavamo alla stessa bottiglia per bere e nessuno si è mai infettato.

Ci trasmettevamo solo i pidocchi a scuola, cosa che le nostre madri sistemavamo lavandoci la testa con l'aceto.

Non avevamo Playstation, Nintendo 64, videogiochi, 99 canali televisivi, dolby-surround, cellulari, computer e Internet, però ce la spassavamo tirandoci gavettoni e rotolandoci per terra tirando su di tutto; bevevamo l'acqua direttamente dalle fontane dei parchi, acqua non imbottigliata, che bevono anche i cani!

E le ragazze si intortavano inseguendole per toccar loro il sedere e giocando al gioco della bottiglia o a quello della verità, non in una chat dicendo

Abbiamo avuto libertà , fallimenti, successi e responsabilità e abbiamo imparato a crescere con tutto ciò.

Tu sei uno di nostri? Congratulazioni!"

Monday, May 15, 2006

Cervix Is Open And Low What Does This Mean?



From the first time I saw the video explaining how to fold a shirt , I wanted to learn how to do that strange but especially fast and effective way. And if I did I can do anyone. As the Chinese (or Japanese that is) is not very clear here is my version:


Friday, May 5, 2006

Congratulate On New Baby Nephew

Murphy & Co.

MURPHY'S LAW:
If something can go wrong, it will

LAW HADLEY ON THE ACQUISITION OF CLOTHING
1 - If you like, do not fit.
2 - If you like and have your size, you're not good.
3 - If you like, have tua misura e ti sta bene, costa troppo.
4- Se ti piace, hanno la tua misura e ti sta bene e te lo puoi permettere, la prima volta che lo metti, si rompe.

PRINCIPIO DELLA BANANA
Se compri delle banane acerbe, le mangerai tutte prima che siano mature.
Se le compri mature, marciranno prima che tu le mangi.

LEGGE DEI COMPAGNI DI LETTO --> Questa non è sempre vera
Chi russa si addormenta per primo.

PRINCIPIO DI RUBY
Le probabilità di incontrare qualcuno che conosci aumentano quando sei con qualcuno con cui non vuoi essere visto.

PRIMO POSTULATO DI PARDO
Le cose buone della vita sono illegali, immorali o fanno fat.

CONSTANT MURPHY
Things are damaged in proportion to their value

Boling's postulate
If you are in a good mood, do not worry. You will pass.

LAW GUMPERSON
The probability of something happening is inversely proportional to its desirability.

FOURTEENTH COROLLARY ATWOOD
never lost any loan book, except those which are taken particularly.

LAW OF BOOB
There will always be the last thing any place where you want.

LAW THE GRAVITY 'SELECTIVE
An object will always fall to produce the most damage.

LAW
irritation to whatever you are working, as soon as you put away a tool some of you are finished using it immediately if it needs them.

FIRST LAW OF JOHNSON
If a mechanical contrivance fails, it will do the worst possible time.

LAW OF YOUNG
All great discoveries are made by mistake. LABOUR LAW

ACCURATE
When working to solve a problem, it's always handy to know the answer.

LAW OF THE BIG PROBLEMS Hoare
Inside every large problem there is always one smaller than is struggling to come out.

LAW FETT
not ever replicate a successful experiment.

LAW MaryAnn
Who is not looking.

LAW OF SELF-SERVICE
The last portion of the pot that you decided to take, will be chosen by the person who stands before you.

OBSERVATION ZENONE
The other queue goes faster.

VARIATION ON USE OF O'BRIEN ZENONE
If you change the tail, the one that has just left immediately become the fastest.

RULE Flugge
More urgent is the reason why you do a tail, the slower the clerk at the counter.

LAW WITTENS
As soon as you cut your fingernails you find you need it.

LAW OF SIR WALTER
The trend of smoking a cigarette, barbecue, bonfire etc.. to move towards the face of a person is proportional to the sensitivity of this personaverso smoking.


ROGER'S LAW As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the plane encountered turbulence.

EXPLANATION OF DAVIS
Coffee is the main cause of turbulence at high altitude. LIEBERMAN'S LAW


Everybody lies, but it does not matter, because nobody is listening.

LAW OF MOSES
When not watching mark.

Knos ON THE PRINCIPLE OF OUTSTANDING
A champion is a player who, as soon as you purchase from your team, it becomes a
ciofeche. A
ciofeche is a player who is released as soon as your team becomes a champion. Rodd

LAW ON AGGRESSIVE DEFENSE
You go out there and beats everything you see through. If you touch the ball well, never mind.

postulate PARKING
Once you've decided to park a mile away, four people will be freed simultaneously under the house.